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Chuck Norris and a Blind Man

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this poor man's blindness. Sadly, however,  the first, last, and only thing this unfortunate fella ever saw, was a fatal...

Strauss-Kahn Concedes ‘Error’ in Sexual Encounter With Maid

Dominique Strauss-Kahn said Sunday that his sexual encounter with a New York City hotel chambermaid was “an error” and “a moral failure” he would regret his whole life, but not a criminal act. In his first interview since his May 14 arrest on charges of...

What to Do If You Drop Your Cell Phone in Water

Cell phones and water don’t mix. People know this, but the tragedy plays out regularly in a variety of scenarios. It could be a slip into the toilet, a tumble in the washing machine, an overly excited leap into the pool, or a beer-based lack of judgment. It’s...

Funny Toons

Food Fight Food Fight at a UN Famine Camp in Somalia - Dude got carried away   Capital Punishment Playing Hangman can be dangerous - especially...

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PONDERISMS

Got these from a friend - some's a bit quirky, but a little funny.1.  I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of...

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